all american family dinner

mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked

son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice

mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy

son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY

dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.

son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?

dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken

mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.

son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!

dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend

son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

As someone who is not american, has never lived there, and watches american sitcoms...this seems accurate.