dasvidaniya bitches

Mutant and proud.

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cptsamerica:

thats-what-you-call-a-dream:

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

Guilty as charged

What a cute
Dog

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via cptsamerica / 1 day ago / 159,769 notes /

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

via hobbitry-in-arms / 1 day ago / 257,136 notes /
boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

via hobbitry-in-arms / 1 day ago / 827,828 notes /

"I’m pretty sure the answer to that is ‘I am Groot.’"

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via steveycap / 1 day ago / 7,668 notes /

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

image

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via thoughtfully-thoughtless / 1 day ago / 425,125 notes /

ohawkguy:

i’m not sorry

via walls-ofdreaming / 1 day ago / 10,782 notes /
vulcandroid:

fishingboatproceeds:

faultinourstarsmovie:

normal—sucks:

💏


I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

did you break any ribs sucking your own dick

vulcandroid:

fishingboatproceeds:

faultinourstarsmovie:

normal—sucks:

💏

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

did you break any ribs sucking your own dick

via walls-ofdreaming / 2 days ago / 245,720 notes /

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via cutemutant / 2 days ago / 1,668 notes /

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bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

(Source: jetstreak)

via 1billion-zimbabwe-dollars / 2 days ago / 1,717,098 notes /

marlene:

sjorsdottir:

itsfrantastic:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

is this some kind of joke

Oh my god. I swear, he can come by and braid my hair, I’ve wanted a nice French braid for a long while. D:

Woah, that is an IMPRESSIVE braid!

(Source: chrisprattdelicious)

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via moriarty / 2 days ago / 106,970 notes /

xombiedirge:

X-People by Jebedaï Couture / Blog

via scottxlogan / 2 days ago / 5,612 notes /

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
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